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2020 UPCOMING RACES

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WHAT THE HECK?

THE STORY 

THE CARS

THE RULES

Racing’s not just for rich idiots.
Racing’s for ALL idiots.
That’s where Lemons comes in.

How does yesterday’s junk become today’s junky racecar? With you, your friends, and a little creative garage time.

Yes, even you can understand them. They’re short. Clear. In plain English.
There’s pictures and stuff.

LET'S GET SOCIAL

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HOW IT WORKS

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TEAM UP

GRAB A CAR

First step: Create a Lemons Account with the button below. 

(Even though it’s real easy,
here’s a Help Page--just ‘cause
.)

Time to team up--and plenty of ways to do it.

1) Join a friend’s team
(Just ask the captain to send you an invite.)

2) Start your own team
(Being a captain is easy--
check it out here.)

3) Arrive-and-drive with an established team.
(
Free agents find matchups right here.)

Prep your own car or buy one that’s already finished. Then just...

1) Read the Rulebook...like, a lot: 
Lemons Rule Book 

2) Read “How Not to Fail Tech”...like, a lot. 
(
HOW NOT TO FAIL LEMONS TECH PDF)


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SONOMA, CA

BRASELTON, GA

DEC 5-6

DEC 12-13

ARSE-FREEZE-APALOOZA

THE KIM HARMON SCROTIUM 500 

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LEEDS, AL

FEB 6-7

SHINE COUNTRY CLASSIC

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TBA

GULF SPRING

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SONOMA, CA

APR 03-04

YOKOHAMA SEARS POINTLESS

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WAMPUM, PA

APR 17-18

THE PITT MANEUVER

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WILLOWS, CA

MAY 29-30

YOKOHAMA DAYS OF THUNDERHILL

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SEBRING, FL

MAY 08-09

SOUTHERN DISCOMFORT

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DEER TRAIL, CO

JUNE 5-6

THE B.F.E. GP

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MILLVILLE, NJ

JUNE 12-13

YOKOHAMA REAL HOOPTIES OF NJ

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SOUTH HAVEN, MI

JUNE 26-27

THE RUST BELT GP

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THOMPSON, CT

AUG 7-8

GP DU LAC CHARGOGGAGOGG(ETC)

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GRASS VALLEY, OR

JULY 24-25

PACIFIC NORTHWORST GP

JOLIET, IL

AUG 14-15

DOING TIME IN JOLIET

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DEER TRAIL, CO

SEPT 11-12

HIGH PLAINS DRIFTER

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SEPT 25-26

BUTTONWILLOW, CA

YOKOHAMA BUTTON TURRIBLE

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BOWLING GREEN, KY

SEPT 25-26

LEMONS SOUTH FALL 

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SOUTH HAVEN, MI

TONY SWAN NEVER-SAY-DIE MEMORIAL

OCT 9-10

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OCT 23-24

HALLOWEEN HOOPTIEFEST

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LOUDON, NH

ANGLETON, TX

NOV 13-14

YOKOHAMA STUNTIN' & SPLODIN' SOIREE

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SONOMA, CA

DEC 4-5

YOKOHAMA ARSE-FREEZE-APALOOZA

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DEC 11-12

BRASELTON, GA

THE KIM HARMON SCROTIUM 500

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2021 UPCOMING RACES

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